Reflections Upon an All-Night Paper-Writing Session

1. Old library books are dirty and yucky.
2. Literary criticism by male academics authoring books published in the 1960s on famous women poets of the 17th century makes me want to go join the National Organization for Women.
3. Bobby pins are a girl's best friend.
4. I ♥ Hillary exceedingly much.
5. Exceedingly is a fun word to use when you are sleep-deprived.
6. One should not stay up until 6 a.m. writing a paper only to sleep through the class in which the paper is due after deciding, "I'll just get a couple hours of sleep."