Monday, July 23, 2007

Welcome to [insert your favorite sandwich franchise name here]!

Number of hours in shift worked (standing up): 9.5
Number of breaks: 1
Number of minutes in break: 8
Number of interruptions in break by duties requiring immediate attention: 2
Number of dollars per hour in pay for shift supervisor: almost $1 less than the closest neighboring state's minimum wage
Number of employee injuries requiring immediate first aid and sanitation of the area: 1
Number of mustard stains on shirt at the precise location of left nipple: 1

Working at [insert your favorite sandwich franchise name here]: priceless

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