Friday, January 20, 2006

Crazy Delicious

Hells yeah! It's that funny.

Here it is, for your viewing pleasure... the Saturday Night Live skit "Lazy Sunday" featuring Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell.



And, as an added bonus, the definitive lyrics:

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'.
Hello? What up, Parnz? Yo, Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? NARNIA! Then it’s happ’nin’.
But first my hunger pangs are stickin' like duct tape.
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling!

Two... no, six... no, twelve! BAKER'S DOZEN!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where's the movie playin'? Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer MapQuest. That's a good one, too!
Google Maps is the best. True dat! Double true!
68 to Broadway. Step on it, sucka!
What you wanna do, Chris? Snack attack, muthaf----!

The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Yo, stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? Gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
Yo, reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a 10 befo'.
It's all about the Hamiltons, baby!
Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm "Ghost" like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater, ticket-buyin' what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're droppin' Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats, movie trivia’s the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed "Matthew Perry!"
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic.
We're 'bout to get taken to a dream world of magic.

In the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Oh, and by the way, rapper Dr. Dre's album "The Chronic" was released in 2001, "chronic" is another word for marijuana (get it? they have the munchies), and Aaron Burr assassinated Alexander Hamilton, whose face appears on the $10 bill-- in case you're wondering about the cultural references in this hilarious spoof.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ahahahhahahahaha... i totally <3333 that skit. - B